Santas's personal Log
Starry night date :170 NTC
This morning I awoke to discover the NORTH POLE mail delivery truck parked sideways in my yard with a note On it written in elvish,, that said I quit....
When I opened the back of the truck I found Bags of letters stacked clear to the ceiling.
Seemed like quite a bit of Santa Claus mail seeing how... I .. "Santa" usually get two or three bags of letters a day...
...but this was July..
And the truck was Stuffed with Letters.
Strange.. I thought to myself...
As I grabbed to bags of mail to drag into the house and start reading.
Fifty bags of mail later..
I sat there scratching my head..
All the mail was addressed for.... Prancer..